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I’m Sam! I’m young and living my dream. Sometimes I sing and dance and get embarrassed even if there’s no one watching. I also casually buy blue slushies, because they’re the best. I prefer horizontal running to real running and I don’t think I’ll fare well in a zombie-apocalypse. I enjoy wearing dresses.

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

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myladyfire:

Ghost rolled in some sidewalk chalk.

do-you-have-a-flag:

imagine an episode of night vale where nothing is ominous or strange or conspiracy filled or magic and cecil just reads normal town stuff and the actual traffic and a normal ad from sponsors and the weather is ACTUALLY A WEATHER REPORT and then you hear the door open and two cecils talking and it turns out this entire time it’s just been an owl with the ability to steal people’s voices had hijacked the show and cecil shoos it out the window of the station with a broom

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

sengawolf:

terrestrial-organic-matter:

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

wHY IS THERE A CRUSTACEAN IN THE LAB

MEHOYNOYNEHOY

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sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

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